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01/02/08

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The Desert Expedition 2007

 

 

Saturday Night - Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

 

We had done all the bike work we could stand for the day, so we decided to go eat. Everyone got cleaned up and then we walked over to the restaurant Paul had recommended. No sooner had we arrived when Paul and his 2 bodyguards showed up. He accepted our invitation to dinner while his 2 companions remained in the truck.  We went inside, sat down, and everyone ordered steaks.  Oh My Gosh, that was the best steak I’ve ever eaten! And only $10! The restaurant was absolutely superb, easily the best I’ve eaten at in Mexico.


The Best Steak Dinner in Mexico? I don’t know if it is the best but it sure is the best I’ve eaten. (photo by Scott)

 

Chowing down:  L to R: Paul, Jeff, Uncle, Scott, Chris, Bill

 

After dinner the next phase of our adventure began. The night was young and the madness was just starting. We piled into Paul truck with his 2 bodyguards and set off on our first priority – cold cerveza. To the beer store!

It’s nighttime, we’ve got a full tank of gas, we’re in Mexico, and the beer store isn’t too far away. Hit It!

 

Jeff and Chris in the back of the truck

 

The Beer Store

 

Why so glum, chum? The beer is cold.

 

Seis cervezas por favor

 

After securing sufficient quantities of the Nectar-of-the-Gods Paul took us to his home to meet Paulino, his father. Paulino spoke English quite well and was very hospitable. He welcomed us to his home and then for the next few hours joined us in conversation, cigar smoking and beer drinking. Paulino kept the conversation lively all evening as Paul and bodyguards watched and listened. Anytime we emptied a beer the bodyguards were quick to get us another. The stories Paulino told were fascinating. It wasn’t long before we nicknamed him the Godfather. Beyond that, I’ve been sworn to secrecy and can tell no more.

Hanging out in front of Paulino’s house early on. Note just 1 beer bottle on the table. By nights end the table was overflowing.

 

Paulino, the Godfather, seated. Paul Jr standing in the pink shirt

 

The 2 bodyguards. They were very attentive and anytime we emptied a beer they were quick to get us another.

 

Good company, cold cerveza, and a nice cigar. Ahh, life’s good in Mexico.

 

After several hours of visiting with Paulino, we were ready to return to the hotel.  But Paul wasn’t finished with us just yet.  Instead of taking the truck, Paul insisted on taking Paulino’s Suburban.  All 9 of us loaded up and off we went on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride for the next few hours.  Despite repeated requests to go to the hotel Paul took us on various errands around town including a visit to boystown.  I had heard stories as a teenager about “boystown” in various Mexican cities such as Juarez or Tiajuana, stories that usually included some pretty wild, exotic stuff.  I never knew if any of those stories were true and had never attempted to find out.   Paul navigated to the edges of town somewhere, into a small cluster of buildings with loud music spilling out of the door - we were now in boystown.  He said he needed to go check something out and would be back in a minute.  I couldn’t pass this opportunity up to investigate those rumors I'd heard as a teenager about boystown so Uncle and I wandered inside.  Nothing freaky was going on as it was essentially a nightclub - a very, very loud nightclub - but a nightclub all the same.  A few couples were dancing and a number of women were hanging out near the bar looking bored.  Okay, I got it, this is where the customers get warmed-up, kick back a little alcohol, and then make their connections.  Uncle and stayed about a minute and then went back outside to wait on Paul. He re-appeared shortly and off we went.

After some more errands and driving around, we finally, after much insistence, convinced Paul to take us to the hotel.  He badly wanted us to go back to boystown and hang out for several hours but none of us, except Uncle, wanted to do so.  He dropped 5 of us off at the hotel and he, Uncle, and the 1 remaining bodyguard took off for boystown.  It was 1:30 a.m. I don’t know what they did and don’t have any pictures.  Of course, since I don't have any pictures you can be assured nothing illegal or inappropriate happened.  On the other hand, what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico and we did take a vow of silence.

 

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